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This Is Why You’re Fat.

We all have our guilty pleasures. For our sake, it’s the fries with the gravy and all other goodies. For some people, it’s the godiva chocolates and Frito-lay cheetos. But for some Americans (I pinpoint Americans, because they are probably the only people who have the courage to stick these babies in their mouths), their guilty pleasures consist of burgers over 30,000 calories, fries fried (again) wrapped around mars bars and extra large pizzas with a few special toppings – caramel and chocolate sauce, marshmallows, gum drops, M&M’s, coconut flakes, candy hearts and candy fried eggs.. oh, plus chopped pecans. Am I hard to believe? Girls, prepare to be utterly disgusted.


Behold, the 30,000 calories sandwich. This baby is filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce and butter on a fricking huge loaf of white bread. Just the fact that it’s on white bread alone gives me chills.


 This one is LOL. So the name is a Turbaconucken – a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey.. all wrapped with bacon. YUM YUM! I just think the appearance looks like some kinda of messed up garbage.


I like this one because I think it is pretty : ) But I’ll probably die of cholesterol overdose just by eating this. And I’m only in my 20s. (PS. that’s 11 sunny side up eggs)


Sloppy joes featuring glazed Krispy Kreme. I never understand these combinations, should the salty stick with the salty and sugar with the sugar? I mean, salt and sweet mixed together all in one bite  just doesn’t do it for me.

If you girls want some more challenge to your appetite, as if it’s not ruined already, feel free to indulge yourself in some more of these delicious goodies (sarcasim only) – pls visit www.thisiswhyyourfat.com (it’s a real site, I did not make this up).

– love jemma