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Rumor Has It

rumorsIt’s true that there must be something factual in rumors. I mean, let me tell you a story.
Way back in high school I suddenly had an urge to start a rumor because I thought it would be cool if people believed it and I can secretly say to myself har har har I started that crap! Anyhow, I told my best friend that some psychic woman said if you add your own mobile number with your crush’s mobile number, divide it by 2, multiply by 3 and subtract it by your own number again, if the sum turns up to have (for example) 5 even numbers out of the 10, that means you have a 50% chance of marrying the guy (Okay, I was 16). My best friend gave me a pitiful laugh and asked, where’s the scientific evidence to this? I was shocked, I didn’t know rumors need to have scientific evidence (or any evidence at all for that matter) and I did say I heard it from some psychic woman didn’t I?
Anyways, the moral of this story is, a successful rumor means that there’s got to be something worth believing that drives people to consider it as a fact. I’ve noticed in the tabloids about 70% of the rumors turn out to be true in the end (ex. Lilo’s lesbian relationship, Nicole’s first pregnancy). So don’t automatically push away anything crazy you might hear in the future…. sorry, but crazy things do exist in this world.

Story follow-up: after she busted me I changed the subject right away (probably something lame like, oh I saw Melanie use her cell phone in our social studies 11 class today OMFG!), and we’re ex-best friends now by the way.

– love jemma

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PP’s How To: How to pose like a poser!

How you like your pictures depend on how your body works it in the photograph (I swear). Reasons? Because the first thing you notice in pictures is the overall outlook of your body and if you see yourself slouching or if your body looks awkwardly unconfident with itself….then hell ya it shows. And you are going to so regret it very very much because you know that it will end up tagged on your facebook page by 2 a.m at night. Noone likes a slouchy princess; we PP girls know how to work it with grace and style. But don’t think because the one hand on hip and right leg crossed behind the left pose works for Gisele so it would definitely work for you.. oh girlies, if only all of us has the Gisele body. In theory, of course the pose works! But different body types can only pull off certain poses, avoid crossing that line or else it would go awfully wrong… or if you do it right, then it could flatter your body to the specs!  Pictures say a thousand words, observe the pictures and get practicing in front of a full length mirror!

If our PP girls are short with a bit of baby fat and broad shoulders (aka. Hilary Duff, Vanessa Hudgens)

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If our PP girls are at a fair height and look as though you need a sandwich (aka. Victoria Beckham, Lindsay Lohan). A body like Victoria means you can pose however you like with your body and you’ll still look skeletal. So be fearless with what your body can do! What I noticed with Vicky B: You got legs? Spread them!

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If our PP girls are short and tiny with the littlest petite figure (aka. Our beloved one and only, Nicole Richie)
Nicole just goes whatever on the red carpet (she can go sideways too! which is only flattering for skinny frames). Sometimes she just stands there which is totally hot and PP approved.

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If our PP girls are curvliciously sexy with a tall figure (aka. Katherine Heigl, Rihanna – I refuse to name Beyonce, yes I know she’s a standard in this category, but PP doesn’t like her..so..no.)

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Work it work it work it!

– love jemma

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The 5 things in life Pink Poutine girls should not live without for Spring2009:

1) A big bright bag.llpurplebag
Jemma emphasizes on the bright, and lucy would probably do so for the BIG (her bags usually take up half of her whole body size). Take the following example:

We find that if you realize that you have put on an insanely boring outfit right when you start to head out the door for work, a quick fix would be to keep your bag interesting… and what can be more interesting than a big ass bag in hot magenta pink which catches all the attention from your black top + black leggings + black boots + black jacket outfit? What a statement made!

2) A glass of soymilk a day.
skinnybitchUnless you’ve been living in a cave for the past decade, you probably know that cow’s milk is a big nono for humans like you and me.  Why?  Simply because mammals aren’t supposed to drink milk from other species of mammals, and we aren’t supposed to drink milk at all after childhood.  Drinking milk (especially cow’s milk) in adulthood gives you too much calorie intake (making you potentially obese), too many harmful cancer causing chemicals used to make the milk last longer, and too many wrong enzymes which are toxic to your body and take away your calcium rather then supplement you.  For more info on why you have not been informed of this all your life (it’s not your fault if you don’t know, actually), read NY Times bestseller Skinny Bitch (Lucy’s fave book of all time) by Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin, models turned writers.  If you wanna be healthy and have a bangin bod that comes easily, think twice before you don the malicious mustache, and take pride in enjoying soymilk with your daily starbucks fixes.

3) A pair of wide leg trousers.trousers2
Equal parts masculine and feminine, the wide-legged trousers totally scream out HOTNESS.  We don’t know whether its the fact that we’re gaga over the 60s style, or whether an androgynous style simply shouts COOL no matter who’s wearing it (think jennifer anniston).  As opposed to the wide-legged denim jeans that were back in style 2 years ago, the trouser is jenannistonmore sophisticated, more stressed on cutting and elegance, and more versatile because it can much easily be dressed up.  Girls, these are a must have in an era where trends are moving back towards coco chanel-esque expectations on being ‘put together’ rather then the sloppy preppy styles that we have so become used to.  For spring, opt for light colors (beige, white) and match with dark tanks or blouses tucked inside and paired with an intricate belt (thick or thin will both look good).  With the wide leg, you can wear a comfortable wedge rather then those painful stilletos, and accesorize your world away with all the extra body space that comes with the elongated legs.  Wear you hair loosely to balance top and bottom.

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Lavande cafe at Central Prince's terrace, Hong Kong

4) A good, local café with a patio
We’ve always imagined spring filled with lazy afternoons when we would just relax with a bunch of girlfriends catching up on the latest gossip on our rivals and sipping on our mocha lattes and strawberry banana smoothies with our big Chanel sunglasses on (sun or no sun). The café must have both the healthy and the unhealthy. Fresh fruit juices, egg white omelettes and yogurt parfaits are for the afternoon tea breaks from a long day of shopping for your new summer wardrobe (must fit in those bikinis!). Cookies & cream frappacino with extra whipped cream, french fries with loads of ketchup and double chocolate cheesecakes are for the days when you partied way too hard the night before and is experiencing a very brutal hangover. It must have good comfy couches (stay away from leather ones, personally it hurts my ass) and they allow long, long sittings and would not mind the occasional loud LOL-laughters from a bunch of gossip girlies. And we emphasize on a patio because well, aren’t we all sick of the winter indoors already? Plus, we need an occasion to rock out our new shades. If all of the above requirements are fulfilled, congratulations, you have found your ultimate hangout place in which you and your girlfriends can sit for hours and hours, enjoy great food and drinks, and chit chat all worries away.

PS. Building good relationships with the owner or waiters are a PLUS! Always work your charm girls, always work your charm ; )

5) A few good blogs bookmarked.
Okay, obviously we’re not hardselling Pink Poutine because we did say “a few good blogs,” which also means we’re promoting for our competitors. We strongly emphasize how important it is for our PP girls to keep up with the latest of the latest.. in gossip, fashion, health, parties, news, etc. etc. Our girls are knowledgeable in all areas of the spectrum thank you very much. Especially since summers are usually the best times of the year — it’s when everything that can happen will happen. We need to be prepared to be discovered, prepared to amaze and wow others, prepared to make it the best summer yet. There’s no better way to do so than… to READ PINK POUTINE! (okay fine, and other blogs as well.)

– love jemma & lucy

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Introducing: tempo phase #1 (the skinny waist belt)

We tend to be obsessed over one specific fashion item for a while and then move on to the next one quite quickly. We call it our “tempo phase” (temporary-obsession)… and we do know that it’s the same name of a famous tissue company.
So the FYI on our current tempo phase is the skinny waist belt.
Jemma’s purchases include these lovely skinny bitches in every color: midnight blue (which was her last tempo phase before this one), poppy red (must have! must gg01have!), ash grey, sunshine yellow, teal green and simple black (an essential for every wardrobe). It is absolutely necessary to buy this current tempo in bright contemporary colors, even if you don’t even like bright shout-at-your-face colors in the first place. These babies just don’t work with boring dark colors, and when added to your dress, top or high waist shorts, the point is to let the belt shout for itself. It’s such an easy accessory, especially when you wake up in the morning on the wrong side of your bed and is already late for work.. you can just put on something you definitely have not put a second thought into, but save your outfit completely by putting on a poppy red skinny belt and it would make your outfit look all happy again. Trust me, dressing yourself better makes a big difference in your day!

We’d like to give some credits to the (real) skinny bitches who have modeled this tempo quite brilliantly in the past:

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– love jemma

 

 

 

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