Rumor Has It

rumorsIt’s true that there must be something factual in rumors. I mean, let me tell you a story.
Way back in high school I suddenly had an urge to start a rumor because I thought it would be cool if people believed it and I can secretly say to myself har har har I started that crap! Anyhow, I told my best friend that some psychic woman said if you add your own mobile number with your crush’s mobile number, divide it by 2, multiply by 3 and subtract it by your own number again, if the sum turns up to have (for example) 5 even numbers out of the 10, that means you have a 50% chance of marrying the guy (Okay, I was 16). My best friend gave me a pitiful laugh and asked, where’s the scientific evidence to this? I was shocked, I didn’t know rumors need to have scientific evidence (or any evidence at all for that matter) and I did say I heard it from some psychic woman didn’t I?
Anyways, the moral of this story is, a successful rumor means that there’s got to be something worth believing that drives people to consider it as a fact. I’ve noticed in the tabloids about 70% of the rumors turn out to be true in the end (ex. Lilo’s lesbian relationship, Nicole’s first pregnancy). So don’t automatically push away anything crazy you might hear in the future…. sorry, but crazy things do exist in this world.

Story follow-up: after she busted me I changed the subject right away (probably something lame like, oh I saw Melanie use her cell phone in our social studies 11 class today OMFG!), and we’re ex-best friends now by the way.

– love jemma

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The Age Of Stupid

I want to watch this and help make the world a better place.
This is a serious issue. It is important for all of us to acknowledge the problems we have or will be having in the near future… and actually start to do something about it. Did you all know that the whole world will be switching off our lights on March 28, 2009 8:30pm for Earth Hour? Just an hour for our Earth…make a difference. It helps.

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– love jemma

please visit www.ageofstupid.net

Burgers anyone?

Okay. So, I know most of our PP girls are on a strict no-carb, no-sugar, no-salt, no-meat..or just altogether, no-food, diet. But I’d like to express my love for gourmet burgers even in this completely inappropriate time as summer hits us in just 2 months. And I think that it is totally legit because the places I recommend are only the best and probably worth your every carb quota (or food quota for anorexic’s sake).

b11. MOS Burger ($/$$$)*
Absolutely the best Japanese fusion burger on the planet of fast food. Everything on their menu is good stuff, from teriyaki rice burgers, fried shrimp patties, saku saku and avocado chicken to their thick fries and popcorn shrimp. DROOLS.

b22. Burgeroom ($$/$$$)
So they have huge ass burgers and you can choose different loads of expensive shit in them (such as: lobster, king crab, soft shell crab, etc.). But the best part is you can add a fried egg in your burger and it is absolute heaven. And because of the running egg yolk down the sesame bun, tofu patty (Jemma’s a half veggie) and loads of tomato, it marks the place where Jemma falls in love with gourmet burgers.

b33. Gourmet Burger Union ($$$/$$$)
This was where Lucy and Jemma had their first burger meal together (everybody all together: awwwweee). GBU, aka DYI your own burger, lets you add whatever you want in whatever weird burger combination you can think of. It fulfills any bizarre burger fetish you have and does it deliciously. P.S. you can choose your own buns too!

I’m going to stop at 3. Because it’s bad for my diet.

* For all our PP girls who are saving up for yet another Chanel wallet (like Jemma is, but this time, a classic one, oh and in black), I have included price ranges for your convenience. FYI, even $$$ really isn’t that expensive so indulge away ladies!

– love jemma

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We are so into “he’s just not that into you”

hesjustnotthatintoyouLucy and I indulged ourselves into the whole “He’s Just Not That Into You” (the movie) craze. And yes, we have become victims ourselves. Hardcore victims (at least for Jemma). I cannot stop thinking about how incredibly annoying Gigi was with her obsession over chasing guys for phone calls, or about how amazingly sexy Ben (Bradley Cooper) was, or how charismatic Jennifer Aniston was as a character in the story and as herself in general, OR how sweet Alex was to Gigi in the end (all that the leading man realizes his true love is the leading lady kinda thing). It’s been 3 days already and I’m still having the He’s Just Not That Into You hangover.

So, in order to continue to dwell myself into movie for as long as possible, I’ve come to search up PP’s favorite quotes from the movie. It’s totally awesome.

Mary: I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It’s exhausting.

Anna: You have an ass that makes me wanna dry hump!
Ben: Did you just say ‘Dry hump’?
Anna: Yep.
Ben: I think I just fell in love.

Alex: I really gotta go to bed.
Gigi: Is that an invitation?
Alex: What?
Gigi: Oh god, That was cheesy.

Mary: He MySpaced me.
Nathan: Ouch!
Mary: Oh.
Joshua: Oh girl I don’t know about that… My trampy little sister says MySpace is the new booty call.
(BTW: PP LOVES JOSHUA – Leonardo Nam, we’ve seen him in other movies before, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants for example, and he is absolutely someone to look out for!)

And this, I find as the most inspirational….
Gigi: Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up: if a guy punches you he likes you, never try to trim your own bangs, and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, every story we’re told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we’re so focused on finding our happy ending we don’t learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don’t, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn’t include a guy, maybe it’s you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is just moving on. Or maybe the happy ending is this, knowing after all the unreturned phone calls, broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment you never gave up hope.

This is just plain out awesome dude..
African Woman #1: I’m sure he just forgot your hut number!
African Woman #2: Or was eaten by a lion.
African Woman #3: You guys are awesome!

This movie is totally 110% PP approved and 300% PP recommended.
Lucy said it’s even comparable to Sex and The City (and Lucy is a huge huge GIGANTIC SATC fan, so for her saying that basically means if you don’t watch this movie your kinda pathetic.) Happy watching!

– love jemma

Bring me flowers for Spring

Spring is the best time to bring out the florals. It’ll do you good by brightening up your wardrobe to match the season and the flowers would look way cute under the breezy sunny weather. You’ll make people happy with your Spring-y outfit, and I mean, who doesn’t want to make people happy?  : )   

Lauren Conrad made me happy just by looking at this picture.

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Her in a Tucker smocked silk blouse.
Swear to god, florals in Spring are the best invention ever (if that even makes sense).

– love jemma

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Skinny hot bitches with yellow skin.

She is the current obsession all. over. Asia.
The name: Angelababy (Angela Yeung to be exact); age: eight-fricking-teen (18).
Why does PP like her? Because she is able to transform herself into anything or anyone in front of the camera. She can do cute, mature, sexy, hot, nerdy, little girl, big girl, ugly, japanese.. and sometimes I can’t even recognize her photographs because she’s just so fricking good at it.

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She’s got some Shanghai blood in her and was discovered in Hong Kong. In the past two years, she had made herself a household name in every single Hong Kong household. No joke. She’s dating the most popular pop star in Hong Kong and everyone still adores her. Reminds me of the Britney Spears x Justin Timberlake age.
In PP opinion, no sense of style though, but did I mention she has such a gorgeous face?

– love jemma

Can I pls have these shoes? Pretty please?

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From Jimmy Choo’s 2009 Spring Ad Campaign
Something about the picture that is so sexy. Is it how the heel is creating a line in her inner thighs? No idea, but everything about the picture makes me want those shoes! So this is what good advertisement does to you.

– love jemma

PS. must buy OPI nail polish in Keys To My Karma  (red)  NOW.