Actually, that’s a lie. We were. Plus the IT people in Jemma’s company were being anal about non-work related internet usage and blocked every fricking site that is interesting. We have dark periods like this once in a while but then out of nowhere they would suddenly unblock everything and life at work would be good again. Do any of our PP girls work in companies who have implicitly anal IT people like mine? I hope they are monitoring me right now and reading this you anal bastards.
So what have happened in one month? Whaaaaa? It’s only been a month?
– H1N1, we regret that this whole sad disease thing is caused by something that is pink. Our apologies. PS. Did you color your masks pink yet?
– Rihanna loves her ass. No joke. Have you seen her latest photography obsession? She caught herself on camera pitching her own ass from a weird angle.
– Heidi became a Pratt. Worst decision ever in her life.
– The tweeting phenomenon, honestly who does not have one? Even if you don’t you’ll still say that you do because it’s DEE thing now.
– Twilight DVD allows us to replay every single scene with a shoot of Robert’s eyes 10 gazillion times.
– Lucy’s random shoe obsession (I think she mentions the word SHOE at least 5 times a day everyday the past month)
PP fans (if there are still some in existence), please don’t unfan us.. promise we’ll work harder? 🙂
– love jemma.
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Tagged H1N1, Heidi Montag, masks, pigs, rihanna, Robert Pattinson, shoes, Spenser Pratt, Twilight, twitter
In 1853 New York, there was a very picky customer and a very grumpy chef. The customer demanded that his potatoes be cut thinner and fried longer. Furious, the chef cut them very thin, fried them fro ages and covered them in salt. The customer asked for more. Hooooray! The crisp chip was born.
Christopher Columbus was an explorer lookng for Asia. But in 1492 he sailed the wrong way and ended up in an entirely different continent. Happily for him, he didn’t realize at the time and announced, quite smugly, that here he was in Asia. And so it was that America was discovered.
If someone, at some stage hadn’t made a mistake the world wouldn’t have Coca Cola or frisbees, popsicles or chips, penicillin, cheese, slinky-dinks, or America!
Don’t worry if you make a mistake. Sometimes our biggest mistakes are our best inventions.
– excerpt from http://www.wearewhatwedo.org
BRILLIANT! I dedicate this to all our PP girls who beat themselves up like Jemma does after simple mistakes and act like it’s the end of the world, when really, who the frick cares?
The site is by organization that is trying to change the world one action at a time / per person. It’s cool stuff, especially since we PP girls strongly believe in making the world a better place (GO GREEN!!) because we need our grandchildren’s grandchildren to be alive to buy us our Versace purses or our million dollar Baroda pearls, or whatever luxury stuff that grannies buy (a $4.5 million dollars silk, Persian, 500 years old rug maybe?).
– love jemma
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Tagged America, Asia, Baroda pearls, cheese, Chips, Christopher Columbus, Coca Cola, frisbees, go green, New York, penicillin, Persian rugs, popsicles, slinky-dinks, Versace, We Are What We Do
Holy muther fuckerrr.. our beloved Nicole Richie has twitter! uhhh.. SO following. This is probably the best thing to happen after the invention of text messages (very random).
– love jemma.
It’s true that there must be something factual in rumors. I mean, let me tell you a story.
Way back in high school I suddenly had an urge to start a rumor because I thought it would be cool if people believed it and I can secretly say to myself har har har I started that crap! Anyhow, I told my best friend that some psychic woman said if you add your own mobile number with your crush’s mobile number, divide it by 2, multiply by 3 and subtract it by your own number again, if the sum turns up to have (for example) 5 even numbers out of the 10, that means you have a 50% chance of marrying the guy (Okay, I was 16). My best friend gave me a pitiful laugh and asked, where’s the scientific evidence to this? I was shocked, I didn’t know rumors need to have scientific evidence (or any evidence at all for that matter) and I did say I heard it from some psychic woman didn’t I?
Anyways, the moral of this story is, a successful rumor means that there’s got to be something worth believing that drives people to consider it as a fact. I’ve noticed in the tabloids about 70% of the rumors turn out to be true in the end (ex. Lilo’s lesbian relationship, Nicole’s first pregnancy). So don’t automatically push away anything crazy you might hear in the future…. sorry, but crazy things do exist in this world.
Story follow-up: after she busted me I changed the subject right away (probably something lame like, oh I saw Melanie use her cell phone in our social studies 11 class today OMFG!), and we’re ex-best friends now by the way.
– love jemma
I want to watch this and help make the world a better place.
This is a serious issue. It is important for all of us to acknowledge the problems we have or will be having in the near future… and actually start to do something about it. Did you all know that the whole world will be switching off our lights on March 28, 2009 8:30pm for Earth Hour? Just an hour for our Earth…make a difference. It helps.
– love jemma
please visit www.ageofstupid.net
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Okay. Life does not get any better than this. Breathe.
I mean, when our ultimate style goddess is sporting the lady gaga look (PP‘s ULTIMATE rockstar obsession), it just gets a teeny bit overwhelming. Overwhelming with joy and excitement and obsession and all that other stuff.
– love jemma