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Our Person Obsession

belle03None other than Camilla Belle. This young woman with Portuguese descendant (but really half Brazilian) is only 22 years old and she makes a bold statement with her eyebrows (literally because her brows are so BOLD). I do not agree with others who claim that it was her eyebrows that made her famous, but it definitely made her more unique than others. She’s one helluva girl who holds a certain amount of sophistication, class and sexiness without any effort. She’s a natural for sure. And she’s dating Joe Jonas. For real. And she has style, along with a very pretty face and a skinny tall frame. Fricking hot.

 

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– love jemma

Summer shoe obsession.

May I present to you a great example when everything goes wrong except the shoes.

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I’ll die for those babies. Absolutely gorgeous in every way. Even the color is amazing. God, I have yet to find who is it by. Anyone?

– love jemma.

We promise it wasn’t because we were lazy.

Actually, that’s a lie. We were. Plus the IT people in Jemma’s company were being anal about non-work related internet usage and blocked every fricking site that is interesting. We have dark periods like this once in a while but then out of nowhere they would suddenly unblock everything and life at work would be good again. Do any of our PP girls work in companies who have implicitly anal IT people like mine? I hope they are monitoring me right now and reading this you anal bastards.

So what have happened in one month? Whaaaaa? It’s only been a month?
H1N1, we regret that this whole sad disease thing is caused by something that is pink. Our apologies. PS. Did you color your masks pink yet? pig
Rihanna loves her ass. No joke. Have you seen her latest photography obsession? She caught herself on camera pitching her own ass from a weird angle.
Heidi became a Pratt. Worst decision ever in her life.
– The tweeting phenomenon, honestly who does not have one? Even if you don’t you’ll still say that you do because it’s DEE thing now.
Twilight DVD allows us to replay every single scene with a shoot of Robert’s eyes 10 gazillion times.
Lucy’s random shoe obsession (I think she mentions the word SHOE at least 5 times a day everyday the past month)

PP fans (if there are still some in existence), please don’t unfan us.. promise we’ll work harder? 🙂

– love jemma.

Action 124 – Don’t worry if you make a mistake

In 1853 New York, there was a very picky customer and a very grumpy chef. The customer demanded that his potatoes be cut thinner and fried longer. Furious, the chef cut them very thin, fried them fro ages and covered them in salt. The customer asked for more. Hooooray! The crisp chip was born.

Christopher Columbus was an explorer lookng for Asia. But in 1492 he sailed the wrong way and ended up in an entirely different continent. Happily for him, he didn’t realize at the time and announced, quite smugly, that here he was in Asia. And so it was that America was discovered.

If someone, at some stage hadn’t made a mistake the world wouldn’t have Coca Cola or frisbees, popsicles or chips, penicillin, cheese, slinky-dinks, or America!

Don’t worry if you make a mistake. Sometimes our biggest mistakes are our best inventions.

– excerpt from http://www.wearewhatwedo.org

BRILLIANT! I dedicate this to all our PP girls who beat themselves up like Jemma does after simple mistakes and act like it’s the end of the world, when really, who the frick cares?
The site is by organization that is trying to change the world one action at a time / per person. It’s cool stuff, especially since we PP girls strongly believe in making the world a better place (GO GREEN!!) because we need our grandchildren’s grandchildren to be alive to buy us our Versace purses or our million dollar Baroda pearls, or whatever luxury stuff that grannies buy (a $4.5 million dollars silk, Persian, 500 years old rug maybe?).

– love jemma

PinkPoutine wants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amosu11opy but PinkPoutine can’t get because it’s a tad over budget. errrm just a tad, how about $5,684USD over?
We assume only Paris Hilton would slurge on such a pinky pink 5 grand purchase.
But it’s okay to dream….. and to print the picture out, cut it into shape and stick it on the surface of your blackberry right?

Check out all the expensive goodies at the Pricy Spicy site!

– love jemma

Nicole has twitter. Life’s good again.

Holy muther fuckerrr.. our beloved Nicole Richie has twitter! uhhh.. SO following. This is probably the best thing to happen after the invention of text messages (very random).

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– love jemma.

www.twitter.com/nicolerichie

Rumor Has It

rumorsIt’s true that there must be something factual in rumors. I mean, let me tell you a story.
Way back in high school I suddenly had an urge to start a rumor because I thought it would be cool if people believed it and I can secretly say to myself har har har I started that crap! Anyhow, I told my best friend that some psychic woman said if you add your own mobile number with your crush’s mobile number, divide it by 2, multiply by 3 and subtract it by your own number again, if the sum turns up to have (for example) 5 even numbers out of the 10, that means you have a 50% chance of marrying the guy (Okay, I was 16). My best friend gave me a pitiful laugh and asked, where’s the scientific evidence to this? I was shocked, I didn’t know rumors need to have scientific evidence (or any evidence at all for that matter) and I did say I heard it from some psychic woman didn’t I?
Anyways, the moral of this story is, a successful rumor means that there’s got to be something worth believing that drives people to consider it as a fact. I’ve noticed in the tabloids about 70% of the rumors turn out to be true in the end (ex. Lilo’s lesbian relationship, Nicole’s first pregnancy). So don’t automatically push away anything crazy you might hear in the future…. sorry, but crazy things do exist in this world.

Story follow-up: after she busted me I changed the subject right away (probably something lame like, oh I saw Melanie use her cell phone in our social studies 11 class today OMFG!), and we’re ex-best friends now by the way.

– love jemma