We stalk them, we pry into our boyfriends’ past, we sneak email peeks, and we wanna know everything about them. It’s pretty obvious that we’re better looking, smarter, sexier, more confident, have better taste, have better friends, have a better career, have a brighter future, have more money and are better in bed then them (don’t tell me how i know coz i just know), but we still gotta feel that awful feeling inside when we envision the happy past they had together, EVEN THOUGH WE OBVIOUSLY ARE THE WINNERS because (hello?!) … we have the boy. If you’re like pessimistic dwell-in-misery lucy, its impossible to be the bigger person and just look on the bright side. But dude, jealousy can only exist for so long before it gets annoying and becomes stupidity. Cause you never want your boy to think you’re annoying (a.k.a. associating you with mom). So your boyfriend had a past…that existed without you…GET OVER IT. Here’s how:
1. Come prepared into any relationship with bitchy friends. Whenever Lucy bitches about the sweet little ex, Jemma will totally be like…”If we bump into her I will look her down then straight right ignore her. I’m on your side you know. I’m totally on your side. And just so you know, I’m not afraid of slapping people”.
2. Review the opponent with your bitchy friends. If Lucy moans to Jemma “Well, honestly i don’ t think she’s that great but I guess shes not bad cause he thinks she’s cute…”, Jemma will not hesitate to stop you right there “BITCH LOOKS LIKE A MAN!”
3. Have bitchy friends that boost your self-esteem. When in the fitting room Lucy wonders if she looks hot and hotter then Ms.Ex in that cute outfit, Jemma comes again “you’d look hotter then her wearing garbage. Fashion is measured by style you know, not by the pound…which she definitely does have many.”
4. Be nice to your bf with the help of your bfs (bitchy friends). Don’t emphasize your jealousy to your boyfriend. Good friends will offer to take the load off his shoulders to make him adore you more. “Lucy, if you need to bitch you can call me. For everything else, don’t. I’m a very busy girl”.
So girls, rest assured knowing that even if the past is inevitable and the Ex will always have played a part in your boy’s life, good friends will always know how to snap you back to reality…and make sure you return the favor when needed:)
– love lucy
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